Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
I like dick.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
dick suging
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
what did one nut say to the other nut the guy in the middles a dick
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
