What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP đ
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
My Great Grandfather died in 9/11
He was an Amazing Pilot
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
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When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
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My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
