Di Jokes

what did steven hawking say when he died

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Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not!! He got nailed before he died.

My grief counsellor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I ever knew

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.

1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died

my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled

"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"

My dad died in 911 he was a great pilot

I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

May he rest in pizza.

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!