Devil jokes
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.