Devil

Devil jokes

Gift

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Exorcism

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

Jesus

Why did Jesus create the Devil?

He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.

Way

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Exorcism

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

Dyslexia

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Angel

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

Religion

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

Priest

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Deal

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Egg

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Exorcism

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Hell

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

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