Devil

Devil Jokes

A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child

devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos

God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1