Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! 😆
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
What is Satan's way to go to places, a helicopter
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
Some people say I like heights other say Im a dare devil
In reality I like killing myself
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible
Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
You are so ugly when the devil saw u he said Jesus Christ
