what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
Depression sucks and so do you
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
I’m in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
