Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
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my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
