Depression jokes
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
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Me: My life.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"