Depression jokes
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.