Depression

Depression jokes

Suicide

Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

Somebody

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

Neighbor

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

Guy

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

Memes

Death

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Boy

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

Hobby

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

Friend

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

Tree

What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

Girlfriend

Depression, I got it.

A girlfriend, don't got it.

A life, don't got it.

Help, got it.

Friends, don't got it.

Family, I got it.

Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Marijuana

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

God

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.