Depression Jokes

The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

I can tell a joke :`)

Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

whoever took my anti-depressent pills

I hope your fucking happy

If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"

Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

there was always that one SPECIFIC person u THOUGHT ruined ur life,but it turns out ur life has always been ruined by u being in it..

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo’s World

Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?

how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>

My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”

What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?

My cloths don't hang themselves...

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.