I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
- What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
- A FLATLINE!
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Me: Mom I’m tired
Mom:then go to sleep
Me: No you don’t understand-
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes