* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
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Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
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So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
