Depression jokes

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Who needs April Fools?

When your whole life is a joke?

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍

Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

Why did I walk across the road?

To get hit by a car.