Depression Jokes

trisha.lafega

Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...

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Anonymous

What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging

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Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Lola

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

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Ivan

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

Anonymous

* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

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Yeet

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless

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Alsender Miller

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 …..4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Lachlan

What did the rope say to me?

"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

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Sam

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

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Anonymous

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Anonymous

Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it

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rejection central

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Anonymous

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Sophia L.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here