You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.