Depression Jokes

Man

Shannon Hamilton
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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Darkness

Anonymous
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So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Make

Anonymous
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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Hang

Lachlan
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What did the rope say to me?

"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

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Hang

Anonymous
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What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging

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Guess

Ivan
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I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

Girl

trisha.lafega
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Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

Hang

Anonymous
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are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

Life

Yeet
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What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.

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Water

Anonymous
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They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless

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Car

Sam
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Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

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Difference

your dad
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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Nothing

Alsender Miller
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"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 …..4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Realization

rejection central
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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

Dish

Anonymous
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Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

Memes

MJ
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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Triangle

Sophia L.
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Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Darkness

Anonymous
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Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it

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Guy

Nah Fam
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To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here

Cool

Spud potato
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I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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