I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

My life

Tell me when you get it