Depression

Depression Jokes

Line

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

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  • Girl

    Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍

    Maze

    What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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  • Failure

    I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

    Parent

    So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

    Noose

    Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

    The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

    He grabs a noose.

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  • Christmas

    What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

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  • Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Fall

    Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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  • Reason

    "Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?