Depression Jokes

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

What did the rope say to me?

"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.

They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 …..4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside