What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
Depression Jokes
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
