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Make

Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

Friend

rejection central

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

Friend

A Ghost...

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

Exception

Sophia L.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

People

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

Die

Repost

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Iron

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Hope

Anus

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Hand

Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Guy

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Difference

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

Emotion

Donde Shakur

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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Sleep

Jasmine

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

Kid

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

Cut

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

Help

EgdyMcEdgeSans

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Speed

Anonymous

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

Wrist

Anonymous

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

Family

Depresso_Expresso

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

Party

LunaRosario16🙃😅➰〰️➰👌

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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