Bottle

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

4

Car

Sam

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

9

Common

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

3

Born

Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Make

Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

4

Hang

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

0

Water

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

9

Exception

Sophia L.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

9

Realization

rejection central

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

8

Iron

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Train

Lola

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Girl

trisha.lafega

Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

9

Difference

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

4

Guy

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Riddles

Anonymous
  • What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
  • A FLATLINE!
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Hearing

Anonymous

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

Hand

Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Tire

Jasmine

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

5

Hang

Anonymous

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

Yes

Anonymous

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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