me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…
Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.
“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.
“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.