Depression Jokes

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Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.

Person: why'd you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common

its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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