Darkness

Anonymous

Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

Bet

Repost

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

7

Means

Help

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

Cut

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

8

Speed

Anonymous

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

4

Suck

crippling aids

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

1

Mind

Donde Shakur

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

5

Iron

Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

2

Cool

Spud potato

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

4

Roof

Anonymous

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

4

Help

EgdyMcEdgeSans

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Cliff

Anonymous

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

1

Cross

Anonymous hobo man

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

End

Jesus

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Future

Anonymous

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

7

Game

Anonymous

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

Wish

Anonymous

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

Wrist

Anonymous

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

9

Hang

Anonymous

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

3

Valuable

Anonymous

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)