i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
Being sad is my only happiness
life’s too short to want it.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
