Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
life’s too short to want it.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Being sad is my only happiness
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
