I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
me: have you ever went sky diving
me:Well don't it sucks
me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What do you call a man off the ground?
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
life’s too short to want it.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Being sad is my only happiness
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
Me: Mom I'm tired
Mom:then go to sleep
Me: No you don't understand-
Person: where do i commit sucide
Person: good idea
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?