Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they’re barcodes too.

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)