Depression Jokes

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

Me: Mom I'm tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don't understand-

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Being sad is my only happiness

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

life’s too short to want it.

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.