Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”
Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”
Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”
Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Being sad is my only happiness
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
