A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : *raises hand* Teacher : ... The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
life’s too short to want it.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...