knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

what’s black and red and is a liquid? my scars!

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

My life

Tell me when you get it

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?

Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.