Depression Jokes

Anonymous

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Spud potato

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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Donde Shakur

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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Jasmine

Me: Mom I'm tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don't understand-

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crippling aids

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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Anonymous

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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Anonymous

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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Help

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning

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Repost

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Anonymous

If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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Anonymous

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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Jesus

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

..o

Being sad is my only happiness

Anonymous

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Anonymous

life’s too short to want it.

Train Boy

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

Stacy

Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore

Anonymous

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.