Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…

Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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