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Guy

Anonymous

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

Neck

uwu

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Hospital

Anonymous
  • What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …
  • A FLATLINE!

See

Anonymous

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Day

Anonymous

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Friend

Jasmine

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

Ring

Pemdas

Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

People

Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

End

Jesus

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Personal

Anonymous

Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

People

Hangy boi

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Man

I Hate Myself :)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

Inside

Anonymous

They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

Cliff

Anonymous

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Paper

Wooster

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Sadness

..o

Being sad is my only happiness

Suck

crippling aids

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

Hang

Anonymous

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

Cool

Spud potato

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

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