Depression Jokes

Valuable

Anonymous
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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Wish

Help
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I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning

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Doll

Anonymous
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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Knock knock

Stacy
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Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore

Suck

crippling aids
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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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Hearing

Anonymous
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U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

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Hang

Anonymous
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What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

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Iron

Self-Loathing-Larry
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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

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Life

Anonymous
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life’s too short to want it.

Wrist

Anonymous
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If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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Emotion

Donde Shakur
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Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

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Sadness

..o
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Being sad is my only happiness

Speed

Anonymous
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I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

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Tire

Jasmine
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Me: Mom I'm tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don't understand-

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Roof

Anonymous
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Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea

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Ignorance

Anonymous
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Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Die

Repost
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I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

End

Jesus
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What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Mind

Nothing
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Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~

Heaven

Anonymous
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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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