Depression Jokes

Cross

Anonymous hobo man
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why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

Maze

Hangy boi
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Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Man

I Hate Myself :)
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A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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Ring

Pemdas
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Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

Box

Anonymous
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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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Love

Depressed b....
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I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

Laziness

Jasmine
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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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Help

EgdyMcEdgeSans
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All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Drink

Yeetus
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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Orphan

Anonymous
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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Legs

Doge
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When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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Life

Doing well
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What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

Cousin

LunaRosario16🙃😅➰〰️➰👌
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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Wait

Depresso_Expresso
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Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

Left

Anonymous
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I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live

Life

Hahaha
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You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less

Inside

Anonymous
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They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

Night

Anonymous
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Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.

Person: why'd you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

Difference

Anonymous
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What's the difference between a knife and my life?

A knife has a point.

Knock knock

Sailor
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knock knock

who's there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

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