Depression Jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less

Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....