people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

My life

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…

Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")