Depression jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

My life.

Tell me when you get it.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

The teacher is asking you a question.

Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

Me: "Dead."

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.