When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
Depression medicine and therapy
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…
Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.
Person: why’d you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.
What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it’s been getting worse. Recently, I’ve been advised about my condition, and how I’ve been discussing to her about being suicidal, she’s been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don’t have to worry about it later.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.