Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
My heartbeat.
My life
Tell me when you get it
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
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