Cross
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
All my jokes are cys for help
INCLUDING THIS ONE
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
What's the difference between a knife and my life?
A knife has a point.
knock knock
who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!