Depression Jokes

Anonymous

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

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I Hate Myself :)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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Anonymous

My life

Tell me when you get it

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Wooster

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Pemdas

Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

Yeetus

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Mr. Depression

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

Depressed b....

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

Jasmine

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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Doge

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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LunaRosario16🙃😅➰〰️➰👌

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Depresso_Expresso

Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

Doing well

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

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Hahaha

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less

Anonymous

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Anonymous

They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

Anonymous

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.

Person: why'd you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

Anonymous

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live

Sailor

knock knock

who's there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

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