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People

Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Help

EgdyMcEdgeSans

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Life

Anonymous

My life

Kid

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

White

Cut

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

People

Anonymous

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

Wish

Anonymous

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

Train

Lola

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Voice

Anonymous

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

Drunk

Anonymous

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

Brain

Being Depressed is gReAT

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…

Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

Sadness

RandomNameCuzI'mLazy 6^6

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

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High

Anonymous

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

Make

Anonymous

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

Orphan

FATHER

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

Girlfriend

Mariuk420

If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

Egg

Anonymous

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Personal

Anonymous

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

Life

Doing well

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

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