I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

My life

Tell me when you get it

They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don’t know. I used too, but don’t anymore.

Person: why’d you stop?

Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I’d try something.

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…

Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging