Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Tell me when you get it
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke:")
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live
Depression medicine and therapy