I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

life’s too short to want it.

My life

Tell me when you get it

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them