Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
1273 depression got the best of me, i'm gonna cry in my room now
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
