Depression

Depression Jokes

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning