Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

life’s too short to want it.

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them