Depression Jokes

Anonymous

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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Anonymous

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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uwu

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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Anonymous

Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

Train Boy

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

Anonymous

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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Anonymous

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

Anonymous

They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.

EgdyMcEdgeSans

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

Wooster

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Anonymous hobo man

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

Stacy

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

Hangy boi
in Maze

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

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Mr.Boomer

Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

De-Pressed-Anxiety

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

Anonymous

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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A Ghost...

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

I Hate Myself :)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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Nothing

Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~