Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

Being sad is my only happiness

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!

Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population

life’s too short to want it.

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now

Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it