Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Me: Mom I’m tired

Mom:then go to sleep

Me: No you don’t understand-

If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

I wish i could be as visible as my depression is.

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

why did the depressed person cross the road.

to get ran over.

what’s black and red and is a liquid? my scars!

Society: :-)

I: :’)

Society: you’re doing it WRONG. It’s :-) not :’)

I: :'D

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”