Demise jokes
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Dr. House
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Little Johnny died.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.