a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
Why were the twin towers upset? They ordered domino’s but got jets
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
