WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Knock knock Who there Terrier Terrier who You halloween decorations are terier-fying
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, what are you doing?
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
