What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
