Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
me nan.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
