Death jokes
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What do emos do?
Hang.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.