Death

Death jokes

When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.

She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.

I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.