If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
If you drink hand sanitizer does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Man: Doctor where are you taking me Doctor: to the morgue Man: but I’m not dead yet Doctor: are we there yet
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
