Death jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.