Death jokes

Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?

"ERROR"

When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

Cot death.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.

What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

I heard Microsoft got charged, why?

They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.

He's not dead, his batteries have run out.