Death jokes
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Penis, neck, rope?
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.