How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Death Jokes
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
RIP Harambe.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
