Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
what is the difference between a walking dead and you he doesn,t feel pain
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
Whatβs the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You canβt milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Your Nan is dead
what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's
I ATE A MAN BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!! πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
-Dark_Humor
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
How many thots have I bullied? 3. The rest is dead.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! π£π£π£π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π
Whats black and grey and red all over?
A dead r ******
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
My gardener found a dead body? Of the old gardener!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school.... If your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why is broly always mad ... anwser;his bros dead
What's Micheal Jacksons' favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.