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Dead jokes

Puppy

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

Baby

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

President

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

Rape

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Submarine

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Day

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Muffin

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Idiot

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

Job

What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?

Your job still sucks.

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  • Death

    "Sing in music lesson"

    "I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

    Rose

    Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

    Dog

    A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

    Radio

    Capital Extra is a radio station!

    Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!