Dead jokes

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:

Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.

(I would never do that though I love puppies)

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?

Your job still sucks.

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Why am I happy? I'm dead.

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?

My ex-wife.

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.