Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Dead Jokes
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
