Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
