Free Time jokes
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Community
To Whom It May Concern,
I made a new account, decided to cut ties with all the crap that happened in the last three years, and hang around here a bit longer now that there are genuinely good people being consistently active on here. I'll be checking around to see if anyone's on whenever I have free time, feel free to message me on discord if you need anything (same as my username on here), and maybe I'll set up a new MN for the site to use. Idk.
Godspeed, everyone!
WJE Community -
Seeing as the vast majority of users here use school-provided devices to access the site, it makes sense that most of you will thus be leaving the site soon, at least for the summer. Many of you probably have separate devices, but like me you simply wish to take a break from the site. With this in mind, I urge you all to enjoy these next couple months on WJE, make good connections and enjoy the community to its fullest extent. Let’s not have half the site leave on a bad note, instead let’s work to make this a fun place to enjoy in our free time while we finish out the school year!
GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M SO SORRY SCHOOL TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!
I'm really back now, I swear, this isn't gonna be another one of those times where I say I'm gonna be back and then never get on, I'll really be checking this often.
It's probably not going to be as constant as it once was, but with the term ending for me soon I should have much more free time so I'll be able to hang around more.
THE KING IS BACK, BABY!! WOOOOO!!!!