The force jokes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Arms.
Fard.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
Community talk
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect … Read more