The force jokes
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Community talk
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more