The force

The force jokes

Yoda

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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    A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

    Memes

    Jedi

    What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

    Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

    Sand

    Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

    *also him*

    Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

    Jedi

    Why do Jedis stay single?

    Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

    May divorce be with you!

    Fart

    What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

    DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

    Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

    A Jedi Flight.

    Memes

    Community

    THE PLAN:

    Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

    Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more