Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
