Darkness jokes
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
The joke above me sucks.