How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
Dark humor is like a kid withe cancer It never gets old
Dark jokes are like Antarctica
The're cold
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke
Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
