Darkness jokes
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.