What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Darkness Jokes
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
