Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi
the blond survived
Daddy, Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because you mother had diabetes
Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: .....it... Friend: no Me:*smiles*GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.
Q:I wish my grass was emo A: Then it would cut itself
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
What do you call 3 people in a dark room? A porno
whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
If you are on here don’t hate there will be rude ones but it doesn’t matter
