Darkness jokes
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
The "w" in Africa is for water.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
One dark stormy night when I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee. Half asleep, I walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door, I felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically, and the ghostly sound stopped. Terrified, I did what I had to and went back to bed.
The next 3 nights, the same thing happened, and finally, I decided I had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up, I went into my parents' room and woke my mom up and said, "You have to come with me and see this, it's really important." Half asleep, she murmured, "Oh, what is it? Can't it wait until the morning?" I pleaded, "No, you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost. When I go in the middle of the night, I can hear a ghost sound. Then when I open the door, I feel the cold as it swoops through me, and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "Oh, so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.