Dark jokes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Memes
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.