Dark jokes

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

Dark humor is like food:

Not everyone gets it.

Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?

So gay people can have lightsaber duels.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.

What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

They never get old.

Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

What do dark humor and food have in common?

Some get it, some don't.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.