Dark Jokes

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.

What do dark humor and food have in common. Some get it, so.e don't

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

dark humor is like having parents not everbody gets them

You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed

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A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

Dark humor is like water some people get it and some people dont

A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.

If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode

where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second

What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark

A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”