How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Dark Jokes
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
