Dark Jokes

A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.

where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.