Dark jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Memes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.