Dark jokes
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!