Dark jokes
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.