Dark jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.