Dark jokes
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)