Dark jokes

Depression

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Emo

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Memes

Mum

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Blue

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Police Officer

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

Orphan

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Insult

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Glory Hole

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Sayori

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

Child

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Baby

What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Son

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>