Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Dark Jokes
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
