Dark jokes

There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.

The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."

The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.