Dark jokes
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.