Dark jokes

Pedophile

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

Baby

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.

Memes

Orphan

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

Lightbulb

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

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  • Emo

    Emos are dark people....

    ...So why are they all white?

    Goths are even darker...

    SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

    Flashlight

    I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

    Kid

    There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

    She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

    Son said, "But I can't see."

    Mom said, "That's the point."

    Dark Humor

    Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

    Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

    Son: No, I'm blind.

    Moron

    Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

    Dark Humor

    Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

    Orphan: How come?

    Me: You wouldn't get it.

    Orphan: . . . .