Dark jokes
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Memes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.