Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Dark Jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
