Dark jokes
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.