These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
how many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just cry in darkness
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades pull the ring and the house is gone.
Dark humor is like life not every one gets it
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
Do you want to hear a dark joke let me turn the lights off
Follow Me On TikTok @yvngkchris Joke:At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click...uh click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
