Dark jokes
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies, after considering the position he was in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive," but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway, and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies, and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.