what makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? One stops sucking when you slap it
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
the twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they were pissed as all they got was plane
What is the worst joke ever. It you .đź«Ą
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
dick
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Women can't take a joke!
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
