Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

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What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.