my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet
What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
The W in Africa stands for water.
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
