Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Fight

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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  • Memes

    Day

    What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Emo

    How do emos propose?

    "Would you like to join my family tree?"

    Dead Baby

    What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

    - One dead baby in five garbage cans.

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  • Therapist

    I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

    Orphanage

    If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

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  • Kid

    What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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  • Emo kid

    Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.