What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.