Dance Jokes

Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme"

You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”

*Apple bottom jeans plays”

What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement

a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

What do a small pair of underpants and small dance room have in common no ballroom

i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.