Fat

Anonymous

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance

Wife

Anonymous

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Banana

Anonymous

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Difference

Ketchup

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up

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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?

A: She was a flip-flop

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?

A: A rainbow

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: Why did the Genie get mad?

A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?

A: Shells.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r

Make

Snow

Jow do you make a tissue dance you put a boghie in it

Skeleton

Cupcake Joe

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise

Friend

Anonymous

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What does the beet DJ say when he’s partying?

“Dance to the beet, y’all!”

Kid

I'm gay

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw

Puns

Bad punz

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Skeleton

Anonymous

Q why cant skeletons go to the dance

A he doesnt have the guts for it

Sadness

Larry the lobster

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.

Move

Anonymous

What is Steven hawkins favorite dance move? The worm

Funny

Anonymous

Why aren’t dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

Cow

Chad Ghee

If I was a cow and could dance, I’d bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !

Make

gamingboss27

how do you make a tissue dance put a boogie in it

Sister

real life

alright my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time and what i say is go get you boyfriend dude

Wife

Anonymous

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Hand

Seamus MacRae

Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You’ll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

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