Dance jokes
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.