A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
When the school shooter starts doing fortnight dances and the autistic kid joins in
Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance: Because it had (nobody) to go with.
Q why cant skeletons go to the dance
A he doesnt have the guts for it
