Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
