Dance jokes
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"