Dance

Dance jokes

Prank

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Day

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Skeleton

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Firework

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

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  • Song

    What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

    "Just Beat It."

    Skeleton

    Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

    I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

    Punch Line

    A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

    Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

    That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.

    Pole

    My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

    Party

    How do you get a party started in Africa?

    You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.