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What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
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It's all fun and games until they start dancing
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How does a train dance?It bogies!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃😂😂
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Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
