Dance jokes
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.