Dance jokes
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Whatβs Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Memes
Pov me tryna dance:
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ππ³οΈβπ, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." π€£π
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why canβt Michael Jackson win a race?
Because heβs always coming in a lilβ behind.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.