Whatβs Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Dance Jokes
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ππ³οΈβπ, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." π€£π
Pov me tryna dance:
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why canβt Michael Jackson win a race?
Because heβs always coming in a lilβ behind.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
