So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ππ³οΈβπ, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." π€£π
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance πΊ π joke is good ok for kids."
Whatβs a vegetableβs favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
