why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
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Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure
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Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance šŗ š joke is good ok for kids
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Whatās a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But thereās a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but thereās a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. Thereās a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
