Cuteness jokes

Woman

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Fire

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

DM

Why should you care · 1 year ago

Perfect

The image shows a four-panel meme with a character from Disney's "The Emperor's New Groove" labeled "The DM" in each panel. The first panel says, "They befriended a random Kobold." The second panel says, "They're letting it do all their dirty work." The third panel says, "What if I make the Kobold really cute?" The fourth panel says, "Make it warm up to one of the more friendlier characters." Then, "Then purposely put him into harm's way so the party kills him by accident," and finally, "Oh yeah. It's all coming together."

Cuteness memes

Whore

Emboy · 5 years ago

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."

Marriage

The we hate Gwen group! · 5 years ago

Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!

Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!

Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!

Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!

Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!

Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?

Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!

Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!

Gwen says: Next Sunday!

All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!

Mariah says: Congrats!

Kenya says: Yeah!

Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!

Lariah says: Wooohoooo!

Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!

Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!

And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The image consists of four quadrants. The top left shows a ginger cat sitting on a chair with paws tucked in. The text in the top right says "using the normal drake format". The bottom left is another photo of the same cat in a similar pose. The bottom right says "using some photos of my cat because he's cute and I want to bring attention to how he sits on his paws weird."

Boyfriend

ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows a split screen. On the left, a duck is being petted and a news banner reads "BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPPY 5:16 SOMEONE TOLD HIM HE'S CUTE". On the right, a close up of a duck with its mouth open and the text says "good morning :)".

Cat

Anonymous · 4 years ago

look at the cutest cat ever

A brown cat with green eyes is lying on a purple surface. The text above the cat reads: "If I just keep looking cute, they'll surely blame it on the dog."

Kitten

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".

Guy

HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago

here is a cute lil guy for anybody having a bad day

Digital art

HaiIey · 3 years ago

Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw

A cute panda peeks out from the bottom of the screen with a wave, set against a black background with a crescent moon and some stars. The text reads, "You don't know my password."

Girl

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 3 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Spoon

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

I be ready like come on mfs

A gray cat stands holding a book and a cross. Text says: "After watching horror movie and you hear spoon fall down in the kitchen. Satan is that you?!"

Art

Anonymous · 2 years ago

SNED HELP?!?!?!?

A Pinterest feed showing four different images. The first image on top left features hands forming a heart. The image next to it shows a drawing of a person with a hoodie, next to it the drawing is the text "40000000 000000054 get so cute". The bottom left image shows a stick-figure drawing titled "How to talk to short people" with instructions on how to have a better communication with short people. The last image on the bottom right shows an advertisement for "Wildmant Modal Big Briefs".

Kitten

Anonymous · 4 years ago

this is sooo cute like this pic if you like this kitten

A white kitten with big eyes is wearing a white knit hat with ears.

Camera

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Your not actually cute so shhhhh

A close up image of a raccoon with a soft, blurred background. The text reads, "When you accidentally turn on the front facing camera but it's okay because you're cute."

Outfit

Chez · 3 years ago

POV girls: Omg my outfit is so cute! The outfit:

A person wearing an over-the-top orange and yellow layered ruffled dress.

Hair

~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A bald man is featured with the text "the urge to pull this cute hairstyle when my hair keeps testing me."

Cuteness memes

Community talk

Cosmo idk

23 days ago

uwu senpai *shits pants cutely*

Cosmo idk

6 months ago

So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more

wishing_to_be_hers_once_again

6 months ago

I js loved being judged its so cute<3

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