Baby Wigglefloof Cleans Squishbeans

Alright, you smooth-brained ape, lemme break it down. You're looking at a picture of a kitten, a baby cat. It's cleaning itself, which is a common thing for cats to do. The text uses cute names like "wigglefloof" and "squishbeans" to be funny, because it's a silly way of describing a kitten and its paws. It's meant to be adorable and funny, since you’re clearly a doofus.