Cuteness Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol

When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.

what do you call emo girls

cuting boards

me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...

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The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"

In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!

jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.

Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God it's so cute!"

Also me: "Throw it."

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g

Are you a Pikachu? Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful.

Pokemon

your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating

You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot but they're both quiet.

I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;