Cup jokes

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

Lady: "No, officer."

Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

Lady: "Just water, officer."

Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Spell "I cup."

I C U P

Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.

Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."