Cup

Cup jokes

Sport

    • When your friends [are] talking about sports:

    Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."馃

    Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 馃槸馃惐

    Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 馃樁馃檧

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    • Cup memes

    Log

    • "{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

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    • Privacy

    • Me: Spell "I cup."

    My Friend: I see you pee.

    Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

    My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

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    • Preference

    • Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese鈥檚 cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.

    Wine

    • Woman gets pulled over by a cop.

    Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"

    Lady: "No, officer."

    Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"

    Lady: "Just water, officer."

    Cop: "Looks like wine to me."

    Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"

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    • Shower

    • Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

    She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I鈥檝e bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

    "S鈥檛ruth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You鈥檙e stuck fast girl. I鈥檒l go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

    They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can鈥檛 do it!" Cobber said, "So let鈥檚 try Plan B."

    "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What鈥檚 that?"

    "I鈥檒l go home and get me hammer and chisel and we鈥檒l break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

    "Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you鈥檙e doing that, I鈥檒l stay here and play with her nipples."

    "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

    "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

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