
Cup jokes
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ฅด
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
A father and his young son go to a restaurant and to keep him occupied, he gives the boy three pennies to play with. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and his face starts turning blue! The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up two of the pennies, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, panicking, the father starts shouting for help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a nearby table reading from her laptop and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boyโs testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boyโs testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word, but keeps the penny.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, โIโve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?โ
โNo,โ the woman replied. โIโm with the Internal Revenue Service.โ
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reeseโs cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
