Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Your so poor when you drink water from a cup people flick a coin into it
Would you mind just peeing into this cup please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
I've been drinking from a tall cup his teeth look like twin towers al-Qaeda Blown him up
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
Say Lettuce And Spell CUP
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
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When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz
