Culture jokes

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Let's rock and roll!

Get noob.

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