Culture jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
"Tayam, I am."
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Get noob.
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