Culture jokes
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Let's rock and roll!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
heroin monkey rare variation
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Her (DYM 70).
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
The (DYM 72).
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Your (DYM 9).
Mom! (DYM 48)
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Your (DYM 29).