Culture jokes
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Let's rock and roll!
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
of (DYM 114)
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."