Culture jokes
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Your (DYM 29).
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Blueface baby!
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?