Culture jokes
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Memes
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.