Culture jokes
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.