Culture jokes
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Nah bro, French be wild!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.