Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Culture Jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
