Culture jokes
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Memes
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.