Culture jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Glizzy?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.