Culture jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Memes
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
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What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
I love birthdays 🍰
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.