Culture

Culture jokes

Lawn

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

Internet

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Royal

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

Worship

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

Outfit

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Gay Guy

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

Bar

A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

Bullseye

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Compliment

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Slang

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"