Culture jokes
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Memes
All Nepali love momos.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I'm emo, by the way.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
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What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.