Culture jokes
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
The Twilight fanbase.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.