POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Culture Jokes
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Can I get a Hoyah?
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
