Culture jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
The West is dying.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Tamales.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Kenya? Ligma balls!