The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Culture Jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
