Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
