Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What is another word for a bagel? ๐ฅฏ
Jewish doughnut โก๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ช ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Whatโs the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them wonโt clean the oven.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why do people hit their electronics when they donโt work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.