What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
