Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
