Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
