Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.