Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you get 1000 followers? Walk into an African village with a water bottle
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
