How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
