Crys

Crys Jokes

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry

i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

she started crying

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

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*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.